Welcome to Part Two of our Allovus future job predictions. Tomorrow is just a day away, and the possibility of these new job titles is just around the corner. If you thought last week’s predictions were fun, check these out!
Shaughn Fitzgerald | Senior Account Manager
Along the lines of Google Glass Attorney:
18. Social Media Attorney
19. Privacy Cloaking Roof Installer
Along the lines of Biometric Installer for Under My Skin Labs:
20. Biometric Maintenance Repair Technician
21. Biometric Insurance Socializer
Amy Greenbaum | Senior Director Client Services
22. Mental Software technician
23. Sunshine Decelerator
24. Admitting Officer Prevention, Assessment and Treatment of PTSD
25. Virtual Advertising Space Clerk
26. Commercial Allergist
Liz Ashley | Developer
27. Mental Floss MD
28. nano robot mini mechanic
29. Caffeine IV Drip Spa Specialist – aka ‘a trippy drippy’
30. Germ Antisepticizer
31. Spacecraft Speedologist
Chloe Surdyk | Project Manager/Studio Manager
32. Crying Baby Interpreter (because SOMEONE will figure out what baby cries mean)
33. Solar Wind Turbine Technician (because wind turbines will also be collecting sunshine)
34. Professional Cheerer Upper (someone that is paid to come and be nice to you and cheer you up and give out hugs, like, live in person and not virtually)
Read Part One: future jobs: allovus predictions, part one
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